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No more ingrowns and no shaving in between appointments? Sign me up!
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I’m pumped, but also a little scared. Make that very scared. *keeps chanting “it’s worth it” in head*
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Im undressing in a room that isn’t my bedroom. Okay, really really scared. Maybe I should have taken that glass of wine she offered me.
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I can do this. It’s not child birth or war, women do this all the time.
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I got this.
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Wow, this room is so clean. I wonder what cleaning agent she uses.
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Okay, here she comes. Just breathe.
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I wonder if she gets waxed, or if she waxes herself. That would take some serious skill! (FYI I do, and I do wax myself, and I do have skills -Mary)
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Damn, her brows are on point. Okay, this is a good sign.
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Wait, do I want a landing strip? I said no but OMG THE PRESSURE!
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Is she as weirded out asking me about my pubes as I am about her asking about them?
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Oh that’s warm, almost comforting.
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Breathe, breathe, breathe…
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$^$%@#$^@#$^#@$%
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I HATE MEN AND BEAUTY STANDARDS AND SOCIETY AND THIS WOMAN
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Can I quit? Will she judge me? Is that an option? I’m going to just run.
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#$^#$^@#$%#@$^
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Focus, just focus on rainbows and fairies and tequila.
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$#^#$^@^@#
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@#!@#$*&(&^
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I need a shot.
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Wait, why is this wax getting hard? I am so confused
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#$^#$^
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And now I’m turning over, baby Jesus this is going to hurt.
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Okay, not that bad. Wait, am I just numb to all pain now?
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Oh, it’s over? OMG IT’S OVER!
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This oil and aloe is something I could get used to. Yes girl, slather it on.
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OMG I am sooooo smooth!
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Take my money, take it all. You get a tip, you get a tip, everyone gets a tip!
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This was so worth it!
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Sign me up for 4 weeks, I can’t wait!
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*gets notification of upcoming wax* Oh gosh, here we go again…
written by: mary
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